#97

I do virtually everything in this thread :sweat_smile:

Mine is the phrases “cook dinner” (reminds me of sixth form ex who used to say it loads and we had an argument because I didn’t want to do this for his nan as I had exams to revise for, but I ended up going anyway and it turned out she was refusing to eat because she was grieving for her husband and my ex’s parents force-fed her at the table :no_mouth: ) and “food and drink” (boss says it a lot). I think it’s how people from Kent say words ending in K???

#98

Bloke at my yoga always makes a point of making his “om” at the end last longer than the instructor. Men are so weird.

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#99

Ever been tempted to get into an om off with him chief?

#100

I don’t om, I’m not a dirty hippy.

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#101

What do you say instead man, ‘wahey’ or something?

#102

AWOOGA!

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#103

Usually something that proves my almighty masculinity; an atonal roar or that two world wars and one world cup chant usually does the trick.

#104

Woolly hats in warm weather and/or worn right at the top of the head above the ears. Yes, even if it is Ian Mackaye.

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#105

If he’s anything like me, probably just lets out a little tummy squeaker.

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#106

This photo is absolutely boiling my piss for some reason.

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#107

No beermat. That’s what it is.

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#108

There’s some classic pub carpet action going on there though.

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#109

His pint is uncomfortably just out of reach. Who wants to have to lean forward to have a drink?

#110

Reminds me of that picture of Cilla Black refusing to move from someone’s reserved table.

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#111

Someone threw a Cadbury’s Cream Egg at me from a passing car once. Fortunately it missed me and lodged itself perfectly in a chickenwire type fence.

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#112

Is it weird that I’d never even heard of Hunter’s Chicken til about two years ago when I saw it in the Co-op?

#113

Did you eat it?

#114

I’m irrationally annoyed that they’re not being referred to as The Independent Group Ltd seeing as they are a limited company and not a political party.

#115

No, but if it weren’t before the time of cameras in phones I would have photographed it and uploaded it somewhere on social media and related the story of what happened.

#116

That isn’t the name of the company though.