Is everyone looking forward to the new film 'The Great Wall'?

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I know I am, not sure why, but it looks really good :slight_smile:
should we all meet up and go to it? :slight_smile:

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I personally am not

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I haven’t heard of it.

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No, but I do fancy a trip to Barcelona or Florence for some reason… Probably not from Luton though

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From the trailer it looks like someone loved the shit out of Helm’s Deep and decided to just make a movie of that.

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Chinese folk legends owe everything to tolkien tbh

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Well why else is there a white guy there?

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yeah, I’m quite looking forward to it- it looks like the stupidest thing ever and I’ve enjoyed the Zhang Yimou films I’ve seen

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Fuck white ppl

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I saw the film a couple of weeks ago and this is almost exactly what I thought. Replace elves with hot Chinese spear ladies and dwarves with gruff Chinese sword men, put Matt Damon as a big hobbit and sprinkle with the colour co-ordinated military displays of Hero or whatever.

It would be reasonably entertaining if it had a decent villain, but it doesn’t so it’s not even especially bad, just nothing.

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Dont think a wall can ever be great really

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It’s obviously completely shit

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One ping pong legend begs to differ.

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The Shit Wall.

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maybe this as well

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