he ain’t heavy
he’s my otter
Just fell asleep at my desk
Might not make it t my gig tonight, as I can’t find the tickets and apparently since I bought them in person over the counter there’s nothing they can do to help me. If I’d got them over the phone or internet then sure that would be fine … :))))
Might get an otter and call it Ray-Lee.
What gig?
Big Thief for two
Oh, think @Unlucky said he had one spare
This job I’m starting on Wednesday keeps sending me emails with this funny j after things. The person’s name doesn’t even begin with j. Wanna know what the fuck is going on
It’s supposed to be a smiley face that hasn’t rendered correctly lol J
they keep going to call you a jerk but then change their mind but don’t quite delete all of it
Shop is going to reprint them for me phew
Cheekily nipped home early. Ended up in the middle of a police chase in progress. Crashed car out front. Rozzer with a taser in hand in my back garden looking for “the perp”, to use the lingo.
I’ve checked, they’re not hiding in the aviary.
NHICTB
He did gently guide me behind him so he could be in front
ftfy
I mean nobody’s confirmed that the perp is bipedal at this point so I’m keeping an open mind.
Would also explain the crashed car, what with only being able to operate one pedal at a time.
Everyone else has left the office
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On the phone to my mortgage provider. Need one piece of info on the early repayment charge. Been holding for 15 minutes. Other customers need to piss off.
