Oh, think @Unlucky said he had one spare
This job I’m starting on Wednesday keeps sending me emails with this funny j after things. The person’s name doesn’t even begin with j. Wanna know what the fuck is going on
It’s supposed to be a smiley face that hasn’t rendered correctly lol J
they keep going to call you a jerk but then change their mind but don’t quite delete all of it
Shop is going to reprint them for me phew
Cheekily nipped home early. Ended up in the middle of a police chase in progress. Crashed car out front. Rozzer with a taser in hand in my back garden looking for “the perp”, to use the lingo.
I’ve checked, they’re not hiding in the aviary.
NHICTB
He did gently guide me behind him so he could be in front
ftfy
I mean nobody’s confirmed that the perp is bipedal at this point so I’m keeping an open mind.
Would also explain the crashed car, what with only being able to operate one pedal at a time.
Everyone else has left the office
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On the phone to my mortgage provider. Need one piece of info on the early repayment charge. Been holding for 15 minutes. Other customers need to piss off.
Three filthmobiles now. Think he’s probably legged it by now lads.
Think I’ve somehow dislodged some stuff the emergency dentist put in my wisdom tooth hole the other day, already got an infection and feel like I’m probably gonna get dry socket
I cannot catch a break with these fucking teeth
Been told that my solicitor or conveyancer can answer any legal questions I might have about 20 times now.
Probably just drafting in some “witnesses” to pin something on you. Stop it being a wasted trip out.
Fuck, I’m too pretty to go to jail
sean, the likes are broken again
