Is is the second of March

Katie Melua’s next project.

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You counted 1255 packets of screws and then you counted another one.

I would happily help you count if I could, I think I would enjoy the almost mindless repetition rn.

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New front door being installed, which also includes the door frame being replaced.

It is loud and the house is shaking.

I do not like this.

Yeah tbh it’s not a bad job to be doing, just a bit boring. Could always use an assistant!

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Off to see the large thieves tonight, along with most of the central belt it seems

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Should I bother listening to them before I go tonight? Or just be pleasantly surprised?

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Freecycle em, maaaan

Pronounced like “icicle”

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Or gumtree, whatev. Give em away is what i’m saying, someone’s always moving house.

didn’t ask

did you know that if you put your finger on a sea otter there would be more hairs under your finger than there would be on a human head that’s how hairy otters are

i learned this fact at an aquarium in vancouver and it has stayed with me

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Amateurs. On both counts.

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I’m sorry, is this now the otter chat thread? You’re worse than the football cunts.

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  • Otter chat
  • Football chat

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leafy I just bought my (former) company car

That is highly exciting news

I know!

Ricky Otter.

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  • Bit peckish
  • Hungry
  • So hungry
  • Stuffed

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  • Bored
  • Very bored

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Why not both?
[there’s meant to be a picture of an otter with a football here but it didn’t want to embed]

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