Getting pretty bored of all these days coming round tbh.

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Also unlikely that you’ll get anything legit like that from just a phone number. It will say the company

There’s a man in the tree outside my bedroom window, only noticed him when he started chainsawing the bugger. Worried he has possibly seen too much of me.

He’d be used to handling big wood

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This is now the filth thread.

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I wonder if he’s on the hookup app, Timbr

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I panicked and clicked one that claimed to be from Paypal the other day before I could even think. It took me to another form which I didn’t fill out but I’ve been shitting myself ever since.

Yea they should make the evenings longer

Have 2 or 3 8pms

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I nearly got done by an amazon one, they rang and confirmed loads of my details, and asked me to say my subscription is going up to 79.99 and do i want to cancel it and I panicked and said yes then when she tried to get me to download a screen sharing app I asked her why and she hung up

Messages like that wouldn’t come from a random mobile number would they?

There’s no better pleasure than that of writing on a banana with a biro :banana::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

hyperbole obvs, but if you haven’t tried it, have a go, you’ll be glad you did :wink:

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runs out to buy a banana

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Best writing surface

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i had to stop myself from following a HSBC one

don’t even have a HSBC bank account ffs

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Don’t forget to show us it alongside another banana for size reference

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Hope we had fun? :blush:

I had horrific nightmares last night :upside_down_face:

This thread title just reminds me of Vic and Bob - Is It Giro Day?

ā€œcome back frogman, I only wanted to give you a tomato!ā€

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TFI Fruffday am I right?

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Somehow this

Is still ongoing. Virgin Media are SUCH cunts. Even after raising a formal complaint where they reviewed the first call where it was confirmed the account was gonna be cancelled they’ve said it wasnt their fault and charged me another month?! Feel absolutely powerless

just had to deal with the mouthbreathers at godaddy

their SSL tech support guy knew so little about SSL that i realised at one point i was telling him how it works. madness.

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