Is Kermit a trucker yet?

This is a thread to speculate the current trucker status of kermitwormit

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Kermit is an absolute trucker

did that OP really take you four attempts

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Auto correct and I dont proof read, it’s more exciting that way

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This is a thread to speculate the current truck status of @kermotwormit

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What is the current truck status of kermotwormit?

  • She is now a truck
  • She is still not a truck

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My guess is she’s somehow managed to pick up a hitchhiker and is halfway to Phoenix, AZ.

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This seems as good a thread as any to say something about our friend Kermo and that is that her “retweet game” is fucking on point at the minute.

I keep seeing stuff in my Twitter feed and going “That feels like a Kermo RT” and then being pleased to see that I am right.

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Truckin’ all her life.

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Not sure, but I wish her well on all her truckin’ and non-truckin’ endeavors

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Kermot O’Leary

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Mark Kermo & The Truckers

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yessheisatruck

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Heaven is a truck

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She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
Baby move your butt, butt, butt
I think I’ll sing it again

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
All night long
Jacky p with cheese never wrong

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Thank you for your RTs

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That one that was about “Art gallery for a Gecko” was the main one where I was like “This HAS to be a Kermo, it just HAS to be”

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That a no then?