I want to eat it but I’m not sure. What do you think ?
Give it a squeeze.
I have. Not conclusive.
Whisper to it, ask it politely
Pear pear, are you there?
Ripe enough to enter my lair (mouth)?
Put is aside.
Have a Crunchie.
On a diet Mistersteve. No choccy for me. I’m fucking starving as well.
Just eat the middle bit. Mostly air innit?
had a banana instead.
absolutely not ripe. too green.
Yep. I’ve played it safe. Had a Narna instead.
Pear update - Now ripe. Took a whole week. Was very juicy and worth the wait.
i love pears but it’s very frustrating that they’re such a long game investment. i end up forgetting about them and then they go bad. such a short window of ripeness. ripen at home? how about you ripen them before you sell them to me, bozos?
think it does depend on the variety a bit conference (my pear above) are an absolute bugger for taking ages to ripen. A Williams or Rocha will ripen a lot sooner I find. #pearchat