So you weren’t trying to make the piece look bigger when really it’s a lot smaller underneath?

did you like your sibling or something?!?

are we voting on the jar or the spoon

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No way you’ve measured that

put the jar on the scale and measure what you take out, isn’t it

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It’s this

Took two photos but that one on the plate didn’t really do it justice (the topping collapsed a bit and it looks a lot drier than it was) so I didn’t post it, but I’d measured out the bulgur wheat so thought it might be of some use here

Alright nerd

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Of what?

Pull the oven shelf out a way with an oven glove on obvs, then push pizza onto waiting chopping board or plate.

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I used to love taking about 6 or 7 tablespoons of Nutella (or own brand substitute during the lean years) and mixing it in with rice crispies (or own brand), microwaving it to melt the Nutella then mixing it all together and having it for breakfast.

Having typed that I want to eat it now

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Yeah true knowing you you’d end up burning your arm or tumbling through the oven into another dimension or something.

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This thread is brilliant.

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Three biscuits is the serving of biscuits. Repeat until sated/biscuits are gone.

The 90g pasta portion is fine when you’ve got a substantial sauce with it, e.g. a quorn-based bolognese sauce, which you can cover the bugger in.

keep reading this as Radiohead lyrics

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  • that’s a portion
  • portion is smaller
  • portion is bigger

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There was one portion left.

Congratulations to these lucky winners of literally nothing:

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I sure know what the PERFECT portion is:

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Could be bigger IMHO

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For a 90g portion of pasta, that’s probably about right