#253

oh my word I think I’d have smashed the screen if I heard that live

#254

United mate, BOLTED on

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#255

think he’s earning somewhere around the region of 300k per week after tax. ooft, United for sure, then.

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#256

you’re gareth bale, reading the morning noticias, enjoying the famous welsh breakfast of beans on toast in your Spanish villa. oh, whats this - Madrid are selling you? you pick up the phone to your agent and tell him:

  • A. get me on the first plane to Carrington. Would happily take a pay cut to play for England’s most loved football team, Manchester United Football Club
  • B. get me on the first plane to Carrington. Would happily play for England’s most loved football team, Manchester United Football Club, but am I fuck giving up any wages
  • C. Spain’s a nice country, isn’t it, and those aeroplane seats they have in the bernabeu dug out are really comfy.

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#257

He always dreamed of playing for Newi Cefn Druids as a youngster

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#258

Harry Kane fires Spurs to the Champions League title and then leaves the next day for Madrid with Bale coming the other way plus £100m.

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#259

with a teary Luka Modric making an impassioned plea on national television for Levy to bring him home too.

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#260

Jonathan Woodgate in the background, staring aimlessly and bumping into things

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#261

Hearing that mourinhos number 1 target for January is Victor Wanyama. Peak mourinho if true

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#262

so, tonight then

who wins the tie and books their trip to Russia?

  • Sweden
  • Italy

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#263

How long’s he got left of his contract? Real should be happy to loan him out and have someone take him off their wage bill tbh. Bit like Hammy the Hamster Hamez

#264

2022 :smiley:

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#265

#OOOFFT

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#267

Remember when Fabregas was still at Arsenal, and Xavi lobbied furiously for him to come back to Barcelona? And then they fucked him off to Chelsea after about two seasons. Could definitely do with a transfer vignette as inherently funny as that again.

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#268

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#269

Don’t forget Wenger snubbing the chance to re-sign him because he had Jack Wilshere and the Ox

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#270

almost as good as “we don’t need zinedine zidane, we’ve got tim sherwood”

ffs glad i caught that before the edit time ran out

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#271

Or “We don’t need Lionel Messi, we’ve got Shay Given”

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#272

City could’ve signed Figo for £500k when he was about twenty and at Sporting. Peter Swales watched him and made a £250k ‘take it or leave it’ offer.

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