That’s a camembert you uncultured yobbo.

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@profk @anon19035908 sorry am on a mobile and have eight cans of stella inside me

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It was a tweet about a tee shirt, and a message from them asking if I still had it

@anon19035908 the suspiciously cheap hammock eBay account has indeed been suspended

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I love dabbing. And then going is this still cool???

See also: flossing.

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Ha! Please message them and point out the irony.

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‘When Silly Puns Come True’ is a thread idea I’ll save.

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love my dab tekkers. slo-mo into a really quick dab.

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I think I accidentally dab every time I sneeze tbh

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Gonna go and staunchly defend where my old dog is buried in the garden in case any snowflake libtards come past

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Camembert. Count how many times you hear that said. Truth is it is simply ‘cheese pie’

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Puffy cheese pie

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I don’t think I’ve ever eaten Camembert, and I’ve even been to a fucking dairy farm there

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That’s bloody lovely x

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Sort it out son.

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Had walnut brownie and now drinking chai. Pooped.

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Do you like this cake
@discobot quote

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:left_speech_bubble: He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened. — Lao Tzu

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Also wasnt gonna go far on my bike ride so didn’t put cycling shorts on :grimacing:

Rest assured I would never invite you to a gender reveal party as I detest the entire concept.

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