Did a pub shit in a blocked toilet AMA
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I was just starting an evening thread, it was titled âEvening, threadâ. It had no significant content though, I just wanted there to be an evening thread.
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Hi Epimer,
What are your favourite pair of socks?
Thanks
Your biggest fan
Bamnan
Hmm. Went for a wee in Sainsbo yesterday and one of the toilets was mega poo blocked, never sure whether to tell someone in case they think itâs you.
Going to watch GBBO with a twirl in a bit.
Thatâs it.
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canât believe itâs getting dark already!
Tempted to do a Chasey Lane tribute version of this post
I donât know what that is sorry.
Iâm just thinking of that pavement songâŚChasey LaneâŚeverybody needs oneâŚohmygodohhisgodohhergod etcetc
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Hi Epimer
Long time fan, first time questioner. What is your favourite herb?
Had a half day, met the TV and baby for lunch (pizza and a pint of cider), then watched some cycling and had a nap. Just watched Indiana Jones and now gonna cook up a veggie pesto bake.
Bloodhound Gang song about idolising a pornstar
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reckon Epimer is an basil man
Good evening all. Debating whether to buy this t-shirt or not, cause I already own quite a lot of t-shirts
Just had scrambled egg on toast for tea cause we had lunch out (today is my Saturday) and watching old Taskmasters cause Iâve only recently got around to watching it. Might have a gin and some m&ms.
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Got some Pieminister pies in the oven 
Got a G&T on the go
Entered another bike ride this weekend
Gonna read after dinner
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What gin hun?
think I spent to much time on here talking about childrenâs books and calling things tory today
âYouâve had a lot of shits (had a lot of shits), Iâve had a lot of time (had a lot of time)â etcâŚ
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sometimes, when youâve got to go, youâve got to go
Got Steph a big bottle of that for her birthday and this necklace
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Youâve seen a lot of shits Marty but you ainât seen mine!
(And neither will you)
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PS mum and dad this is Epimer, Epimer this is my mum and dad
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