#376

So easily done!

#377

Crikey. Takes me at least half hour just to do the rugby club

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#378

We also forgot the first dance (Yo La Tengo - Gentle Hour) and to cut our cake (M&S Colin and Connie the caterpillar). Too much fun drinking White Russians and ceilidh dancing

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#379

The Mr and Mrs T wedding sounds a GBOW.

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#380

Was thinking about making this poll, and youā€™ve tipped me into it.

The most significant fuck up filthy made at his wedding was:

  • Forgetting to put the reception music on
  • Not hiring braces
  • Not supplying nibbles for the evening guests
  • Not ensuring the photographer took a picture of him with his niece

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#381

I had one job for my dadā€™s second wedding, and that was to make sure a certain song played as his new soon-to-be-wife walked down the aisle. Did I manage to achieve this?

  • Flawlessly
  • Eventually
  • Forgot
  • AWOL

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#382

Shagging in the toilets werenā€™t you

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#383

I can categorically deny this

#384

Iā€™m changing my vote

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#385

Poll closed. Congratulations @rich-t and @dingaling for the correct answer, so annoyed with myself on that one. Whilst we might with hindsight have put on a bit of grub for the evening guests a) nobody complained, b) we were upstairs in a pub so nobody starved and c) they all drank for free :smiley:

#386

thatā€™s a great choice of song.

#387

Didnā€™t bloody play it though did we!

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#388

:sob::sob::sob:

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:heart: to the Colins @colinfilth @colinzealuk for their faith in oneself xx

My bit went off without a hitch. Best 79p on iTunes I ever spent in 2010.

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#389

When I get married thereā€™s no fucking way Iā€™m accepting cash off people, or grading friends and family by how much I like them. Utter, utter nobhead behaviour.

Getting marriedā€™s such a weird thing to make a massive deal out of (barring extreme circumstances). Thereā€™s some really dodgy gender shit in how we brainwash girls from an early age into their self worth as an adult being so heavily tied into whether or not they get wed and raise kids.

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#390

This thread reminded me that when I was in year 7, we had to make a PowerPoint presentation about our ideal wedding and present to the class. Which is a bit weird, and I suspect based on this (all girls school).

(Was great fun though. My friend and I are going to do this again and get my housemate to judge whose planned wedding sounds better)

#391

A friend of mine had a dream wedding planned since she was a little girl, dress, food, blokes outfit, venue etc all down to the finest detail. Then her little sister got married first and stole literally the whole plan.

Harsh that, I thought

#392

two weddings Iā€™ve been to where I was group B or lower

one was someone I used to work with. his wife lived round the corner from me when they started going out so I got to know her reasonably well. if sheā€™d lived somewhere else, doubt Iā€™d have been invited cos Iā€™d have only seen him once or twice in the years leading up to it. I got invited to the evening only and to the stag do about 5 days before, think people had dropped out. both stag and wedding were really fun.

after the wedding I met a group in the hotel whoā€™d also been at the wedding. one guy I really got on with so we met up for a post-work pint two days after the wedding. I then went on a night out with him and his uni mates at the end of that week. havenā€™t seen him since, but it was a lovely week.

another wedding was a lad who went to uni with two of my housemates. weā€™d see him now and then for beers and football but Iā€™ve only seen him in that kind of situationā€¦ and I have still only spoken about 5 words to his wife in total. was nice that he wanted me there and I had a great day but Iā€™m still surprised he invited me.