#61

Find the river is a stone cold classic.

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#62

Thinkin’ of a masterplan
Cause there ain’t

#63

Last night’s Thai for dins. Was a bit bland, might have to perk it up a little.

#64

My hay fever is fucking killing me, just want to be able to breathe

#65

Yeah, one thousand percent this.
Also, she WILL find out. I hate the narrative that says “girls are mental” cause we aren’t, not at all, but humans in general are perceptive and if she doesn’t sniff out that something is amiss via her intuition then her friends will one million percent find it out via social media stalking etc.
Really nastily unfair to ask prof to lie as well cause when it does get found out, which it will, the girl and all her friends will hate him and think he’s a deceitful bastard too

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#66

are you gonna do this for every one of my posts from now on

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#67

No.

#68

Agreed, this happened to me once. I said absolutely not, you better think of staying home because if you use me as a scapegoat I’m telling her either way. But that’s just cause I’m a dick and don’t put up with that nonsense.

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#69

That’s the opposite of being a dick IMO
Good for you

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#70

How come you got a crown?

#71

Too much sugar probably.

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#72

WELL, unlucky my love, because I’m a special little princess and also I’ve been awarded powers just below those of a mod (because of aforementioned special little princess status)

#73

Yeah see we are always honest with each other the Mrs and I, best thing I believe. Like the other day she was like why is dog throwing up so much? I sucked it up and said well I gave him a couple of chicken wings and I didn’t think he’d eat the whole bone, so I think that’s why. :grimacing:

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#74

Oh Neil I love you so much :smiley: choked on my drink reading this.
Obvs hope your pooch has made a full recovery

#75

forgot to mention earlier I saw the cutest thing ever

someone walking their horse like a dog. They were a foal so too small to be ridden on, hence they were on a lead

SMOL HORSIE

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#76

Guess we all better start behaving then eh.

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#77

can you change my username?

been meaning to for ages pal cheers

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#78

Tbf I think it’s me who should start behaving, I’ve been told that if I abuse these powers then they’ll be swiftly taken off me (boo hiss).
I could edit your post right now if I wanted to!!

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#79

Oh yeah he’s fine. He’s normally good about just eating the meat and leaving the bone tbh. Must have been starving that day. I can relate.

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#80

:smiley: not a mod I’m afraid, and rightfully so. Ask one of the lovely, trusted adults