is that on Netflix? I think I need to switch.

I’m impressed with the beginning. There were these dark elves right and then there was a fight and the elves got the ether only they didn’t get the ether (wait what happened there?) and then the elves escaped and then there’s another fight and then… oh god.

Suicide Squad on here. Definitely worse.

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it’s on amazon

friday night, eh. you want to watch something really shit

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aye but does it have a bleach blonde channing tatum as a dog-human hybrid with anti-gravity boots? don’t think it does

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iron man 2 is shit. put me off bothering with the rest of the marvel films until guardians, which is great cos of chris pratt.

There’s a generic storyline in there somewhere that would take maybe 10 minutes of screen time to tell, but they’ve padded it out to two hours with complete twattery to make it completely unwatchable.

For the first time in about twenty years I’m having one of those nights where you don’t bother eating, you just crack open the booze and watch something wank. I’m wondering if I’m up to it, physically, emotionally or psychologically.

They are literally all the same film aren’t they?

iron man 2 is especially boring though. that bit at the grand prix goes on for about four days.

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Hey guys you’ll never guess what. Some people have just run into a big bright light and ended up in a spaceship with Idris Elba.

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Fuck me I actually remember that.

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Its the big lebowski you try hards

“She will not survive the amount of energy surging within her”

Matron!

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Early Godspeed draft there.

Shut the fuck up Donny

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my girlfriend went for a shower at the start of the grand prix bit and when she came back and saw it was still on she went “are they fucking serious?”

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Why do you guys watch so much trash?

it’s boring, but there’s definitely worse. Iron Man 3 (didn’t finish), all Fantastic Four films (didn’t see the most recent), and all the DC films I’ve seen (not Wonder Woman yet) were all much worse.