There’s a generic storyline in there somewhere that would take maybe 10 minutes of screen time to tell, but they’ve padded it out to two hours with complete twattery to make it completely unwatchable.
For the first time in about twenty years I’m having one of those nights where you don’t bother eating, you just crack open the booze and watch something wank. I’m wondering if I’m up to it, physically, emotionally or psychologically.
They are literally all the same film aren’t they?
iron man 2 is especially boring though. that bit at the grand prix goes on for about four days.
Hey guys you’ll never guess what. Some people have just run into a big bright light and ended up in a spaceship with Idris Elba.
Fuck me I actually remember that.
Its the big lebowski you try hards
“She will not survive the amount of energy surging within her”
Matron!
Early Godspeed draft there.
Shut the fuck up Donny
my girlfriend went for a shower at the start of the grand prix bit and when she came back and saw it was still on she went “are they fucking serious?”
Why do you guys watch so much trash?
it’s boring, but there’s definitely worse. Iron Man 3 (didn’t finish), all Fantastic Four films (didn’t see the most recent), and all the DC films I’ve seen (not Wonder Woman yet) were all much worse.
Quite fancy that. Please report back.
Been a fan of Marvel films since a kid but this is the only film that made me fall asleep in the cinema. Terrible TFL geography.
I’ve not seen any Thor films, but they can’t be as worse as Alien Fucking Covenant. Fuck that film.
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Fine really though isn’t it? Like the same as all Marvel films, just got to enjoy them for what they are (although the first Iron Man did have a certain something setting it apart from the pack iirc).
really like it
I do want to say that Chris Hemsworth is a bit lovely though. The topless scene rendered me a gibbering fool. I’m not normally into that kind of thing but crikey!! He’s a big lad!
