Shall we return to the island tomorrow??

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I would, indeed, like to return to the island of crabs, coconut men and killer trees.

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crabs, men, killer treez
WE ON THE SWARM

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Bring the pain!
Bring the noise!
Bring the coconuts!

L.I.Z.A.R.D.

man

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What were we up to? Frotting off against some big shiny crystal wasn’t it?

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Big magic crystal that’s just given you some lovely stamina points.

Do you want to leave it there OR
try and smash it into pieces with your sword

tough one tbf.

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Island of Crabs
Coconut Men
Killer Trees

Old Blue Last
£5/£4 with magic crystal

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This is a nice article about a truly bizarre video game.

“Any one of these options could lead to instant the death. The iron plate might be made of poison. There might be an ape with a gun behind the door. The corridor might turn into a wolf.”

yes!

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As you continue to hack you way noisily through the lush vegetation, you are unaware of the six PYGMIES you have attracted, who are now following you. They surround you before coming into view, their blowpipes aimed at your exposed flesh.

  • Communicate with them (turn to 276)
  • Fight them (turn to 359)

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Show em your coconuts!

YES! Just cracked open a beer and got some snacks. Well up for getting brutally killed by something ridiculous successfully completing this campaign!

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:lizard: :crown:

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Ahhhhhhh yeaaaaahhh!

Always wanted a pygmy posse. Let’s befriend these chaps.

The Pygmies grunt and shout at you, but you do not understand their language. They obviously want something from you, but you are not sure what. What do you have that you wish to give them?

  • A hand axe
  • An iron bar
  • Provisions
  • None of these

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(we do have all of these by the way)

I think we should clearly shower everyone we meet with our precious stamina replenishing food

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Keep the iron bar! I have a feeling

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