Too sexy for me.

Floor and a blanket.

Yooo. Did an overnight shift and didn’t get out til 1pm at work, then got a big ice cream and nearly fell asleep before getting a text from my mum about their spare chest freezer and packing in, and her having no choice but to fry 100 samosas

Tray one of 3
Paneer ones
Meat ones
Ate like 20+
I’m dead

Got tomorrow off. Gonna sleep in with my food baby

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you dog.

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I’d definitely get some of that samosa action from @doubleespresso though.

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Yeay the main guy is annoying and unlikeable, you just have to make peace with that. He’s based on john douglas aka jack crawford etc. so I guess it helps if you’re into crime shit to begin with.

Season one is decent, season 2 was verrrrryyy gooood.

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cool. i like the guy he teams up with to do the teaching thing at least.

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would probably offer you a food trade or cash for a tray if I still lived in london, ngl.

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3 hrs left in work :sleeping::sleeping::sleeping:

Uber knobbed

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Head is too buzzing to sleep

But I’m also really tired

Head and legs need to meet at the stomach and reach a compromise

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GET YER BACON RASHERS OUT FOR THE LADS!

What is a brookie?

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No, but seriousky, yer lad, me, wouldn’t mind a bacon rasher or two round about now. Thanks.

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There nothing less sexy than a mushroom burnimg a hole on your body. Thanks for agreeing.

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Same, bro

Mabel was brilliant tbf

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Oh yeah we’ll go back to ours and drink wine!

falls asleep after half a glass and goes to bed

FUCK OFF

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Fucking grandma.

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