urrrrgh my mum’s having a productive day and assumes i am too
just wanna sleep!
urrrrgh my mum’s having a productive day and assumes i am too
just wanna sleep!
oh fuck, this just reminded me that not only did I spend last night trying to get everyone to think that Live By The Sword Die By The Sword was a common British expression, but I also kept banging on about Chinese food just so that I could refer to it as succulent Chinese food every time. Was a good night.
I got taken out of Wetherspoons last night to be frisked and have my bag searched because I looked “wide-eyed and my jaw was going” despite me having had nothing, lol. Not my fault I’m a twitchy twat.
It’s little things like this that make life worth living
Me “do you want a cat?”
Gabriella “I want
literally
Any animal
To love me”
Ooh I’d argue that revels would’ve been better but I wouldn’t turn down the minstrels
Very uncharacteristically, I was just an hour early for a meeting
Bloody hate staying over at my parents house. My mums always like “what time are you getting up tomorrow? I’ll be making breakfast at 7” FO, M. It’s my weekend!!!
Scrambled eggs didn’t touch the sides - reckon I’ll look like a pig if I go up and order a bacon roll?
No you’ll be eating a pig
Good point
Coinc to Gardiff
they’re fine
Oh crumbs, i forgot i’m having people over for tacos tonight. Better get cleaning, then. Gonna whack on some dungeons and dragons
alright alright was just sayin!
I like geese they’ve never troubled me, they’ve just got business to take care of same as anyone else
woah didn’t know they had teeth
If you leave geese alone, they leave you alone.
Leave geese alone, kermit
can’t believe they have tongues too, do all birds have tongues? Thought tongues were a mammally thing