Need to go out for a run but i’m hungover so it’s going to be a disaster. Drinking a pot of cwoffee. Going out for a dog walk later and then i’m gonna drink a keg with a pal. Good day imo.
30 guests allowed at the funeral isn’t it? So we’ve got:
The Queen Charles William Harry Andrew (nonce) About 20 rowdy gay lads barleysugar
And space for a couple of others. Sounds legit.
So tired by the time the weekend rolls in. Watching a Pokémon film with the kids and then need to do stuff about the house. #tiredoldman
'er indoors has been commenting that the grass has gotten so tall that it’s over the heads of some of the birds. Fine, I can take a hint, I’ll get right on it: making a load of tiny stilts.
Nice day, isn’t it?
the night before last i dreamt that harry and meghan came over to mine for their xmas dinner
Had breakfast sat outside in the sun. Lovely and warm and listening to some tunes.
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I feel like this every time I see the bake off sufc apron. Looks a bit like someone knocked it up in 5 mins.
Hungover
Where’s antpoc
I’ve got a tan after yesterday
Did Thursday, was fucking freezing
It looks dated doesn’t it
Yeah and clearly doesn’t adhere to the Saturday Kitchen brand guidelines
Soccer AM is absolutely horrendous now. No idea how it’s still on.
S. Richie - feels like he’s constantly trying really hard to be this cheeky chappy funny geezer fella. Just relax ffs.
Turn over to Saturday Kitchen, Nigellas about to make mackerel pasta!
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Done. Sounds good.
