Evening all. Tired tilty over here. Gonna dig out an elderflower herbal tea and piss about on the interwebs. My beloved shittip of a bike is in for a service so my leggies are restless. Raining tho int it.
Sprout season never starts
Fried up some kale with lemon and chilli, mixed in some sphagett. Peng af.
I’m only allowed to bring sprouts into the house twice a year.
Wor Lass does not agree with them.
New recipes are stressful
Also I have the worst kitchen management ever, why must every surface be covered regardless of what I make
keith standing in the back garden eating raw sprouts
that went well.
This is for the FAO of @grievoustim from yesterday.
Wor Lass and I entered a cake decorating contest at Tyneside Cinema in Newcastle about ten years ago. The Malteaser Falcon was made from honeycomb molded in a milk carton and covered in chocolate. The base is a chocolate sponge.
Despite spending about 36 hours baking, modelling and assembling the create, we came second to a girl who’d made a packet of sponge mix and decorated them with dismembered Mickey Mouse limbs and titled The Mickey Mouse Chainsaw Massacre.
Wor Lass won’t allow The Child to wear Mickey Mouse items of clothing because the mouse is still her nemesis.
That’s pretty good tbf.
WE MADE A FALCON FROM MALTEASER.
Pics please
See above…
You’ve already liked one
Oh sorry, thought that was some kind of chocolate dildo
(It’s actually very good, you were robbed)
YOU LOST GET OVER IT!
I think I have a five second memory at the moment
so did i