Lol I wish

I tried standing in EXACTLY this position
Here is the result -

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Were you not looking at your phone, or?

Yes I’m looking at my damn phone! (anger directed at phone not at you) I just wanted to show you what happens for me in that position. Is there something wrong with my body?! Why is this so hard?!

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are you a vampire

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I hope not. I don’t think vampires eat actual food, do they? Not up for that.

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I can’t figure out what you’ve done in that photo

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What I’ve done is stood in exactly the same position as the woman in the picture above and this was the result.

Well it’s clearly not, is it

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Damn gurl, you’ve changed! Amazing what a nose job can do for someone xxx

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It’s still covering half my chest
@elthamsmateowen

I’m having a really bad hair day, don’t @ me
Also I’m aware this is a different position, this is the best I’ve managed to do in terms of getting the phone away from my body without the camera no longer getting any of me.

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@avery says I need to take it from the other side of the bed but then it’s not a full body selfie is it!
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It bloody well is!!!

You look lovely, but you’re not doing the above pose, as you’re using two hands and are flat on? It doesn’t really matter but if you’re aiming to get an unobstructed one your arm needs to come out to the side more, and be the back hand with you at an angle?

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Nah. That was based on one angle where you’d done something odd.

Plz see edit.
Also plz see my first picture above, where I did stand in exactly the same position as the other woman.

I tried the phone under boobs and lo and behold, it cut off my face.

I just don’t see how you can have if that is the result you’re getting :confused:

Surely the phone case is part of the issue?

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Oh, yeah, usually I fold it up as far as it can go!