:hugs:

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Meeting and Battery Day

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Thank you froggy xx

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Oh god they’re all beeping their horns as Elon takes the stage. This is surreal.

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He just did the “can everyone hear me?” bit that everyone who’s ever given a remote presentation does and the horn beep response has fucking ended me.

Fao @epimer

This is good

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My hair looks really excellent rn. Chances of recreating this look in the morning though are pretty much zero

You can’t just drop that in here and not selfie it

Hi lads, pure raging about school sending M home with a single cough. A single fucking cough, and now we have to isolate for two weeks, and cancel all my tours, and refund people money I don’t have, and not go to buy food and not have enough money to qualify for an online shop, and the test centre refusing us as SHE HAS NO SYMPTOMS so having to lie and say she does have them, and getting at test in Broughton (where even is that) when I live right near a centre, and having to do the test myself because the professionals wont do it on kids, so I have to ram a pipe up her nose but only if I’m confident enough in which case don’t do it, of course I’m not confident enough to do that, and then the school saying even if she gets a negative test she has to isolate for another 3 days after that which literally no other school are saying, and having to pay for 2 weeks of breakfast and after school club even though she wont be going…because they heard her do a single fucking cough.

FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Anyway, that was a long sentence. How are you feeling?

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Do you have some plates you could smash? I think you need to break something

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That would be good, there’s a place near me where you can go and smash things up and I’m tempted but then I’d be too worried about how sustainable I was being.

Would really like to kick a big sack of straw for a bit though.

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Today I have learned that I am a significantly better public speaker than Elon Musk

still can’t get it out of my head that those court cases you do are exactly like this every single time

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The problem is while my hair is :fire:, my face is :scream:

You seem a wee bit obsessed by him

I like yr new picture @profk

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I don’t even know if he’s still with Grimes. I have weak Musk-fu.

I don’t get to cross-examine people because I’m a pretend lawyer.

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