#88

Hi lads, pure raging about school sending M home with a single cough. A single fucking cough, and now we have to isolate for two weeks, and cancel all my tours, and refund people money I don’t have, and not go to buy food and not have enough money to qualify for an online shop, and the test centre refusing us as SHE HAS NO SYMPTOMS so having to lie and say she does have them, and getting at test in Broughton (where even is that) when I live right near a centre, and having to do the test myself because the professionals wont do it on kids, so I have to ram a pipe up her nose but only if I’m confident enough in which case don’t do it, of course I’m not confident enough to do that, and then the school saying even if she gets a negative test she has to isolate for another 3 days after that which literally no other school are saying, and having to pay for 2 weeks of breakfast and after school club even though she wont be going…because they heard her do a single fucking cough.

FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Anyway, that was a long sentence. How are you feeling?

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#89

Do you have some plates you could smash? I think you need to break something

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#90

That would be good, there’s a place near me where you can go and smash things up and I’m tempted but then I’d be too worried about how sustainable I was being.

Would really like to kick a big sack of straw for a bit though.

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#91

Today I have learned that I am a significantly better public speaker than Elon Musk

#92

still can’t get it out of my head that those court cases you do are exactly like this every single time

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#93

The problem is while my hair is :fire:, my face is :scream:

#94

You seem a wee bit obsessed by him

#95

I like yr new picture @profk

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#96

I don’t even know if he’s still with Grimes. I have weak Musk-fu.

#97

I don’t get to cross-examine people because I’m a pretend lawyer.

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#98

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#99

:smiley:

Always recycle

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#100

would you say that in some ways, you cross examine the patents?

#101

TO THE EXTREME

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#102

They don’t mean Broughton Hub? Seems ridiculous to go there from South Manchester. That’s at least 2 buses

Wife’s had a couple of health friends who have said doing the test on your own child isn’t brilliant. So enjoy that :+1:

sorry if that isn’t helpful but, sarcasm and sympathy is all I have these days

#103

catch ya on the flipside, dooodmeisters

NOT

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#104

Not even allowed to get public transport there anyway, I’m cycling but you know, that’d be a massive slog if I actually had COVID. We sat outside the Trafford one earlier to see if we could walk in but they refused though they did come out to say ‘we’ve got LOADS of tests and spare time and last week we’d let you in but now it’s appointment only’ which are impossible to get, lol.

I’ve got really bad anxiety about doing the test, I feel sick over it, my friends said they needed the dad there to hold them down pretty much, so should be fun on my own. Woo!

#105

I would say that I “read” the patents, certainly.

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#106

Well.

Most of the time.

#107

Cool, someone is setting fireworks off now.

Cool.