#43

Get him lord of the rings instead

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#44

Haha, yeah I’m humming and ahhing.

#45

What about guinness? Or should I just leave Ireland alone entirely and go with the rest of my information: he is a man, and get like, socks?

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#46

Port and stilton.

#47

I’m not spending more than £2

#48

It’s small potatoes in the grand scheme of things, but it irks the absolute fuck out of me when people/colleagues who don’t know me very well latch on to the Scottish thing. If someone got me Braveheart for secret santa I’d think they’re a prize cunt.

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#49

Fuck, accidental Irish joke.

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#50

you monster

#51

Socks then. Or chocolate

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#52

Socks it is! Cheers all. Boring but not a cunt. Perfect.

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#53

yeah, clearly we all have a copy already

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#54

get socks with a leprechaun on so you can be boring AND a cunt

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#55

Hey, that’s my shtick.

#56

wait you’re Scottish too?!?!

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#57

I now feel bad about myself for having the idea in the first place.

#58

I know, hard to believe I’m literally the complete package, isn’t it.

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#59

I’d be delighted if they bought me some haggis and a bottle of whisky

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#60

absolutely!

Reckon about 50% of DiS is Scottish, which judging by the population difference means Scottish people are about 10 times as musical, creative and intelligent than us English

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#61

The best office secret Santa I ever got was a musical ruler and instruction booklet. It had lots of fingering jokes. Perfect.

The worst was a digital photo frame keyring.

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#62

see even this sentence reads like a bag of wank!