Had a dream the other night that I spent $5000 on a deposit so we could have a Labrador puppy (yes, WTF? Who would want a crazy thing like that - you want a mature one right?) for a week.
When I went to take it back I was holding it and then this guy was there in the line and asked me to hold his cat for a bit so he could hold the lab while we waited. I said yeah and then after enjoying cuddling the cat for a bit I turned round and he’d just stolen the puppy and I felt so stupid for falling for such an obvious trick.