It is Wednesday My D O D E S

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#1

I’m starting the daily thread! What’s that about hey? Ha ha ha, it’s alright, it’s alright.

Well if I’m moving back to the DiS timezone in a month, then I’d better put some effort in to boost my DiS stock price.

There was a photographer doing free corporate headshots in the office today to boost his corporate photography portfolio. I am looking forward to seeing the results.

I will be doing some improv later (ha ha, it’s no fun to watch but fun to do hey lads amirtite?) and I am doing a paid corporate video shoot tomorrow morning for a vasectomy clinic. It’s only an online video, I have ensured that I won’t be the face of impotence.

I also have had my first three responses to jobs in the Netherlands that didn’t say “You don’t speak Dutch? GIT FAARKED MOITE!”, so am feeling a little more positive about the lands of Neder.


#2

I’m really tired but I’ve been awake since 4.55.

I might make a pot of coffee and eat some toast.

Also: Your Dutch accent reads a bit more like Afrikaans. Those Nederlanders are pretty easy to offend, so be careful not to conflate the two.


#3

Off to Bicester


#4

To be honest, the Dutch accent was my Aussie accent, which is my go-to for any written down shouting regardless of context.


#5

Three syllables of joy


#6

Seriously CBA after yesterday’s shit. Oh well. Finish at 4. Every cloud and all that.


#7

Better get up I guess


#8

Loaded up on pills, foot was hellishly sore this morning. Just made the train.

Little to report aside from a 2pm finish.

Watched the entire first series of Detectorists last night, enjoyed it very much.


#9

Hope it goes alright for you and there’s no residual shitiness from the ones you had to tell off.


#10

Nah, sack today off


#11

pretty mild today. put the heating on, then turned it back off again 10 minutes later.

might get some washing on the line.

playing tennis later.

that’s all I have


#12

There will be but that’s fine.


#13

2pm finish!

NOICE.


#14

It’s an unseasonably cold spring here. Barely reaches the high twenties in the day time. Global warming for ya.


#15

You’re in the right though, so keep your head held high and strut around with maximum sass.


#16

Early version of Underworld’s 2017 update of Born Slippy.


#17

Hi @ma0sm @keith @bird @he_2 @rich-t @plasticniki @jordan_229 and anyone who might be typing right now.

We’ve managed to get our house back in some semblance of order so we’re all feeling a bit calmer this morning. Got a 10-6 day at work today and the school run first. Kettle is on.


#18

Also I’m enjoying the photo in the OP. Misread Profoto as Profonto :slight_smile:


#19

I’m really tired but have been awake since 5. Today is my 9am to 8:30pm day. Today it’s going to be a struggle. I’ll pick up fish and chips on the way home, due to not having a kitchen.


#20

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