This might be the answer to everything.

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On the train to Manchester and I need to do some work but I’m too embarrassed to get my laptop out as I’m doing a translation about anal fissure

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If it’s as grim as it sounds, I don’t think anyone will be reading over your shoulder for long

English from Portuguese. Learnt some new Portuguese words today that I hope I’ll never ever need.

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@profk I’m on your bus, the 171

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Fissura anal

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love roaring over waterloo bridge at night <3

:slight_smile:

I boarded it (almost) outside my flat. Only going to New Cross.

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pub quiz tonight!

highlight of my month

Just realised I left my gloves on the train this morning. Second pair in a month. I need them on a bit of string threaded through the sleeves of my coat :frowning:

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i’m so bored i’m tracking a flight my dad is on using one of those flight scanner things.

fml.

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I cant believe nobody has started an evening thread!!!

…in two minutes time

For clarity, the like was for the thought of the gloves on string, not for the loss of gloves. I am sorry for you loss of gloves.

Actually yours and @japes is pretty much the same

What’s the gig?

He who hates Glasgow hates life

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I was a wee bit scared this morn when I first awoke :grimacing:

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Thank you. I’m a horrendous scatterbrain at the moment :confused:

perturbator -

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