It must be weird being a Golden Retriever 🐶

oh no, does she not like them?!

One of my top 5 worst things about 2022 is not getting to hang out with this derpy cherub :sob:

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Rowlf and Animal are welcome, however

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Yes but I won’t add the quote from the controversial opinions thread here, this is a safe space :smiley:

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Kermo?!
Have a controversial opinion about something otherwise universally agreed?

Naaaaaaah
:wink:

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You wake up as a golden retriever in exchange for £60

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Would do it for a tummy rub.

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Head and body shape is a bit different. Lab faces are sleeker and they have littler but thicker bodies, goldies are bigger and rangier.

This is based on my personal research and observation.

the word “retriever” in their name doesn’t refer to the fact they fetch things for us, it’s that they retrieve our feelings of love and affection

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How Golden Are They Retrievely

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Which dog breed do people think get the most generally positive reaction when out and about?

Dalmatian

Surprising how few Dalmatians there are.

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heads: you get woken up by a human

tails:

they’re wearing a lab coat

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The OP has wonderful Chiles energy.

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Funny you should day this as 100% of the golden retrievers I’ve spent time with have ruined everything by constqantly mounting me.

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That’s clearly a retriever coat

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Have you considered switching up your pheromones?

Tbf it stopped happening when i turned 19 so i am no longer sexy to golden retrievers.

inthemusk (no longer)

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