It Only Tuesday Morning

[meowington]

ok chandler

(has anyone made this joke yet)

[japes]

(yes)

[meowington]

(fuck)

[japes]

where were you with this info yesterday when I had like 6 hours to kill here

[laelfy]

Has anyone quoted Tulsa Time by Don Williams at you yet? Feel like there’s some good advice for you in there.

I left Oklahoma drivin’ in a Pontiac
Just about to lose my mind
I was goin’ on to Arizona, maybe on to California
Where all the people live so fine
My baby said I was crazy, my momma called me lazy
I was goin’ to show 'em all this time
‘Cause you know I ain’t no fool and I don’t need no more schoolin’
I was born to just walk the line

Livin’ on Tulsa time
Livin’ on Tulsa time
Well, you know I’ve been through it
When I set my watch back to it
Livin’ on Tulsa time

Well, there I was in Hollywood wishin’ I was doin’ good
Talkin’ on the telephone line
But they don’t need me in the movies and nobody sings my songs
Guess I’m just wastin’ time
Well, then I got to thinkin’, man I’m really sinkin’
And I really had a flash this time
I had no business leavin’ and nobody would be grievin’
If I went on back to Tulsa time

Livin’ on Tulsa time
Livin’ on Tulsa time
Gonna set my watch back to it
‘Cause you know I’ve been through it
Livin’ on Tulsa time

Livin’ on Tulsa time
Livin’ on Tulsa time
Gonna set my watch back to it
‘Cause you know I’ve been through it
Livin’ on Tulsa time

[anon19035908]

Can we try:
Alright, Gene Pitney?

Had that one yet @japes? Probably from someone young and hip like myself I’d imagine.

[japes]

When I set my watch back to it
Livin’ on Tulsa time

yeah okay.

was supposed to leave last night but my watch changed time zones automatically and I missed my flight like a complete dickhead. like i was through security etc sitting waiting at the gate and i missed it. fml

[japes]

don’t even know who this is

[laelfy]

What you were actually at the gate but still missed it? Wow.

Feel a wee bit sorry for you but that’s quite special.

[anon19035908]

[Epimer]

Probably on the toilet.

[manches]

Monday Morning Thread of Rage and Ennui

I think someone misjudged how loud their fart would be in the office.

And for once, it wasn’t me

It absolutely was me this time

[japes]

yep.

[chintzylacroix]

HI

Has anyone else fully had enough of everything at the moment? Like, some kind of January funtime?

[laelfy]

I shouldnt judge because the same thing happened to me about five years ago, was about 2 hours early for my flight at Gatwick, sat around in departures for ages and because it was a Ryanair flight thought they wouldn’t board until at least half an hour before take off. Got to the gate 40 min before and the smug staff guy was ‘sorry we only send two buses out to the plane and they’ve both gone’. Was quite embarrassing having to be escorted back through security.

[laelfy]

I am pretty much counting the days until the clocks go forwards.

[meowington]

I’m still happy with January.

But then again I do go on holiday next week so it’s almost definitely that.

[japes]

flights been delayed an hour and a half.

please just let me leave tulsa. please.

[laelfy]

Just to be absolutely sure

[ericVI]

Hiya