IT problems solved!: A DiS Help Thread (Rolling)

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#1

Post your IT issues here and get some of the more IT-literate DiSers to solve them.


#2

The bit where the kids all have a gang bang and it somehow defeats pennywise/the ancient evil.


#3

This thread was prompted (no pun intended) by the fact that I have a jpeg on my desktop that I am unable to delete…:
The action can’t be completed because the file is open in Windows Explorer
Any ideas?


#4

close it in windows explorer then delete it


#5

How?


#6

Can someone help me LAN my router into the server cloud so I can access the FTP via a VPN?


#7

just leave it there


#8

Is it a naked pic of someone? Prolly a virus. Get a new PC pronto.


#9

It’s giving me hives. I want rid


#10

put a bit of blu tack over the icon if it’s annoying you so much


#11

have you tried turning it off and on again


#12

All very innocent.
This time…


#13

Yes, once.


#14

Yes but first of all I need to know if you are my PAL.


#15

:couple_with_heart_man_man:


#16

ha ha PAL = Personal Arse Licker ha ha!

hahahahahahahahahahaha.

I don’t know how to do the thing you said. Sorry.


#17

You’re a constant disappointment to so many of us


#18

either restart Windows Explorer using task manager (ctrl+alt+delete) or delete it using something like this http://lockhunter.com/download.htm


#19

DO NOT DO THIS. THESE ARE INSTRUCTIONS TO FORMAT YOUR HARD DRIVE.


#20

*ctrl+shift+esc