‘It’s been going round’

In relation to colds and other minor illnesses

Right load of bollocks

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Yeah sometimes I wonder if people are taking the piss when they say it.

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it’s true though, it has been going round, my dad just had it

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^ taking the piss.

:wink:

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Just a more polite way of saying that everyone in your office looks like shit

There’s a rumour goin’ all around that ya ain’t been gettin’ served

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2am DiS remains the Best DiS

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I like saying it, knowing it’s bollocks

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I like when people say it cause it means everyone’s accepting my story that I’m a bit ill and not lying :lying_face:

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Could well be true, theres a lot of stuff going round at the moment

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Sometimes you just say it to make the person who’s ill not feel like a prick.

The alternative is “haha shitty immune system loser”

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Yup correct response

Safetywink

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Y’all obviously never had a child at nursery!

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Sometimes it’s nice just to feel like you’re part of something bigger

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You’re all in the pocket of Big Lurgy

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the lurgy is good the lurgy is great I surrender my will as of this date

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Yeah I get ill quite a lot so telling people about it always makes me anxious and it reassures me when they say that

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After it’s finished going round does it “come back home”?

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“can’t come into work today cos I’m ill”
“It’s not been going round lately, are you sure about that?? :face_with_monocle::face_with_monocle:

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‘Yeah it just started up again’

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