Got any cream? Water down some cream.

think i’ll be rocking a v low level hangover all day then

realised it’s always the 4th drink that does me in at the moment, no tolerance for it. Foolish

What’s your team name called? “The Friends Who Know Each Other From ‘Gigs’”?

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I totally identify with this - I’m absolutely fine for the first 9-14 units of alcohol I ingest and then that nightcap is the one that ruins me.

10/10

plus the only suitable thing I have in for this is that beastly Booker’s bourbon. Really need something lighter, when that’s your last drink and you’re pouring a generously tipsy measure …

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Only really out of date cream :woman_shrugging:

do you have a handy cow, or goat?

Got porridge oats? Could make your own oat milk then make pancakes from that.

Feel like you’re not even considering the obvious solutions here tbqfh

I mean how much do I really want them? Obviously not enough.

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If its out of date why haven’t you got rid of it? Hmm? Tsh Tsh :wink:

Got my replacement phone.

Now just need to remember all my logins to various sites.

Because I’m lazy

bin collections haven’t been done for two weeks so I don’t want a tub of cream sitting in my bin

don’t you wash the tubs out and recycle them? :recycle::policewoman:

You can make pancake batter with water

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You’re not supposed to put fat down the sinks though…

Option 1: kill the planet by not recycling
Option 2: create a fat berg

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I always eat all the cream in our house, so this didn’t occur to me, as it’s a negligible amount going down the sink! :laughing:
Hmm, fair enough tbh, what are you supposed to do?!

pour the cream out the window on passing enemies

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