do you have a handy cow, or goat?

Got porridge oats? Could make your own oat milk then make pancakes from that.

Feel like you’re not even considering the obvious solutions here tbqfh

I mean how much do I really want them? Obviously not enough.

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If its out of date why haven’t you got rid of it? Hmm? Tsh Tsh :wink:

Got my replacement phone.

Now just need to remember all my logins to various sites.

Because I’m lazy

bin collections haven’t been done for two weeks so I don’t want a tub of cream sitting in my bin

don’t you wash the tubs out and recycle them? :recycle::policewoman:

You can make pancake batter with water

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You’re not supposed to put fat down the sinks though…

Option 1: kill the planet by not recycling
Option 2: create a fat berg

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I always eat all the cream in our house, so this didn’t occur to me, as it’s a negligible amount going down the sink! :laughing:
Hmm, fair enough tbh, what are you supposed to do?!

pour the cream out the window on passing enemies

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Does anyone else give their cold feet intermittent blasts of the blow dryer to warm them up while drying their hair?

  • Yes, I do this too!
  • No, I don’t blow dry my feet

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Which…

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leave the cream for a few weeks and you’ve got delicious yoghurt

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Option 3 - yeet it over as many fences as possible

Doing eardrops is boring, I still can’t really hear but now I have the expectation of positive change

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Went for a walk, did 7.5 miles not that I’m counting although my legs say otherwise

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This is an excellent photo

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afternoonall. got 8 hours uninterrupted sleep this morning, which is unusual - in bed at 0715, out like a light and woke up what felt like an instant later but was in fact 1515. good, but also disappointing. Had first coffee in bed, now an unusual second coffee on the sofa 'cos in an hour the Tour de Zwift is going up Mont Ventoux and I’m in the mood for caffeine-fuelled racing. no idea what’s for lunch/dinner or what to do later. No cans though, which is :neutral_face: but also :grinning: Thrilling plans for the weekend include getting diesel and perhaps the paper if I’m in a crossword mood.

I’m sure life could get more boring, but I can’t quite see how

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