#113

I am out of control.

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#115

You’d think with all the other technological advances that we’d have finally made a reliable, decently priced printer

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#116

Morning
Period pains ahoy!

I’ve also still got a leak in my fucking roof!!! But a roofer is coming today. No idea how he’s supposed to see the leak? I’m not letting him in! He can look at it through the window.

#117

Is the cheese grated on one half and thinly sliced on the other?

#118

When I was in about 5 or 6, some year 6s at school had told me that shouting “fucking bastard!” was a mature way of expressing surprise. So when I got home and saw something that surprised me in a book, I thought I would impress my parents with my grown up language and then got a bit of a stern talking to.

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#119

My parents tried to avoid swearing around me as a young kid so my mum said ‘defecate’ instead of shit and I said ‘no it’s D for Dog, it’s K for Kate’

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#121

28 years old, I was

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#122

Which is the verb?

#123

What flavour cake you making, gorgeous Witches?

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#124

Think I rarely use shit as a verb. ‘I’m having a shit’ rather than ‘I’m shitting’ I think.

#125

The hand that I hurt falling down that mine is in pain all the time now. Not a lot, just a bit. constant though

#126

I can’t do this. Am I stupid?

Maybe my brain hasn’t warmed up yet?

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#127

:smiling_face_with_three_hearts:.

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#128

Would love some booze, but I’m making do with a load of lindt balls

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#129

Wo

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#130

Woaaah

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#131

WOAH!

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#132

Niiice

#133

Want.

#134

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