City shirt?
Gwyneth Paltrow’s head
No! It’s a selection of cheeses from the Bath Cheese Co.
Happy birthday!
If you could be any dinosaur, which dinosaur would you be and why?
Cheese cake. I’ll take my points and bid you a happy birthday.
Mmmm bath cheese
Archaeopteryx!
But in reality I’m more of a Diplodocus.
Happy birthday, buddy.