“It’s nothing if not some people saying some things” - Let's make some taglines for some things

Hot on the heels of this:

I just thought of another one:

“For when you like your coconut desiccated and your chocolate dark” and it’s for Dark Chocolate Bountys

You can do some if you want

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Birdseye Potato Waffles: “They’re fine.”

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Bit like a cat, but more like a dog

Tagline for foxes.

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“Shoes: Because you can’t go outside in your socks”

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Male Nipples

Fuck it, leave it in

“Socks: because feet are disgusting and no one wants to see them”

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You can put what you want in 'em

Tagline for cupboards

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Also works for buckets.

This has made me more inclined to buy a cupboard. Well done ant

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“Television: What else are you gonna do? Talk?!?”

“He’s kind of like a hairy man with knives for fingers”

Tagline for the character Wolverine

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Pepsi Max
Take it to the MAX!

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one of those films at the pictures they’re playing now

Avengers - Endgame

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I like it, but it reminds me of someone else too. Can’t quite think who though.

I like this. I think it would be better like this though:

Pepsi Max
Take Pepsi to the MAX!

Existence is meaningless, embrace the void:

Huel

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Gardens - A mini countryside surrounded by concrete

*Huel™

“You won’t be able to land on it but you’ll have fun trying!”

Tagline for the planet Jupiter

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Lanyards - The age of pockets is over

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