“The Venice of the North”
Tagline for northern Venice
“Some people call it red sauce, but here at Heinz, we call it Tomato Ketchup”
Tagline for Heinz Tomato Ketchup
“Let others have a chance. You’ve posted over 25% of the replies here.”
Discourse
“The Birmingham of the South”
Tagline for Venice
“Not @japes”
Tagline for @ma0sm
“Like cuddling but angry”
Wrestling
This is not actually a café, sorry
- Wild Bean Café
“The streamlined combined power of numbers”
Addition
“Like division, but sexier”
Long division
*Schlong division.
“I don’t mind it! I’ve made some nice soups and eaten some nice soups.”
Soup
Is this from the soup thread? Clearly missing out not going on there if so
“So you know when to go to bed”
Time.
A really funny and true fact about this is that it literally isn’t from the soup thread.
“What else are you going to do? Work?”
DiS.
Give Peas a Chance
Thought one of them tech twats like Sammers or Apple or Hawaweiwo or whatever could go with
The Technology To Be
Clever double-meaning there. You see?
Please patent for me, @epimer
“2B and not 2B”
Pencils
Still annoyed Shazam weren’t interested in my: “For when you don’t know your La’s from your Elbow”
2B and not 2B
Pencils.