“The streamlined combined power of numbers”

Addition

5 Likes

“Like division, but sexier”

Long division

3 Likes

*Schlong division.

2 Likes

“I don’t mind it! I’ve made some nice soups and eaten some nice soups.”

Soup

4 Likes

Is this from the soup thread? Clearly missing out not going on there if so

“So you know when to go to bed”

Time.

A really funny and true fact about this is that it literally isn’t from the soup thread.

3 Likes

“What else are you going to do? Work?”

DiS.

3 Likes

Give Peas a Chance

1 Like

Thought one of them tech twats like Sammers or Apple or Hawaweiwo or whatever could go with

The Technology To Be

Clever double-meaning there. You see?

Please patent for me, @epimer

“2B and not 2B”

Pencils

4 Likes

Still annoyed Shazam weren’t interested in my: “For when you don’t know your La’s from your Elbow”

4 Likes

2B and not 2B

Pencils.

1 Like

“huh?”

maoam

weird way to sell sweets

1 Like

‘If sheep were giraffes’

Alpacas

5 Likes

Shake, Rattle and Roll

–Dice

1 Like

A time of waste is not a waste of time

–having a shit

3 Likes

Infinity bath

–shower

2 Likes

“the North of the Venice”