“Like normal sauce, but hot”
“Regularly used, never gets old”
The number 7
“Better than being slapped with a wet fish”
Tagline for not being slapped with a wet fish
“He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake”
Tagline for Jesus
Done
“he has the best tunes, but he’s also really evil. Avoid”
Tagline for Satan
“Bones, but this time it’s in your mouth”
Teeth
“Like being really really bored, but with your ears.”
Coldplay
“Talking is the music of speech*”
Tagline for talking
“The space filling organ everyone loves to hate!”
The appendix
Like photos but they move
Tagline for videos
- The International Space Organ
God I hate that thing so much
“I’m so fucking sick of your bullshit, why can’t you just leave me to live my life?”
Tagline for teens
“The night-time sun”
Tagline for the moon.
no, I don’t think so
“A bit like that episode of Friends where Chandler decides he wants to go into marketing.”
~ this thread
“Fingers are back in feet form”
Toes
“lumpy sauce for when mustard doesn’t make your nasal passages feel quite weird enough”
- horseradish
Sauce is back. And this time it’s brown.
Tagline for brown sauce.
