One for the pub jukebox

Steering clear of pubs

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First pint in London - apparently Bud Light :face_vomiting:

A fucking magpie just looked me in the eye

I really don’t want to make assumptions however, I bet a lot of money I can describe the type of people ordering these drinks and I’d be bang on the money.

What did he mean by this?

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By drinking a pint of cask ale, he’s vanquished the scourge of coronavirus singlehandedly. That or he’s a spanner. One of the two probably

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By the looks of it he has been sent by The Guardian or at the very least will write about it. Hopefully he is just being a sarcastic twat.

Something tells me coronavirus may have the last laugh #amiright

Poor guy, that is a horrific assignment

Some post just arrived. Wonder what it is?

It sounded heavy which could be a good thing?

Are we allowed “outside” people in our homes now then? Or is this the bubble thing?

I thought it sounded like a parcel but it was just a letter that landed really loudly

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:worried:

Morning

Just had a custard tart and a banana for brekkie. Got a coffee too as I have beans now

Too miserable for bikes with the kids. Music an movies I think today. I should cook myself something nice this evening, I find it hard to get motivated for solo cooking/ eating but my diet has been shiiiiit recently

Morning all!

I didn’t realise today was 4th July so I’ve decided we need to make something appropriately American.

Anyone know how to cook eagle?

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You don’t know until it happens to you. Scary stuff really.

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Pizza for breakfast. Oh yes.

Spending the day mucking about on a stand up paddle board - despite the weather :grimacing:

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Lots of butter :+1:

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