#148

Depends if I ruin the master or not! :smiley:

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#149

Have discerned that the recent addition is currently plotting to destroy me through the medium of sleep deprivation. Have purchased an espresso machine to help me weather the assault. I await her counterstrike with trepidation.

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#150

A mug of tea: not a lot of tea
A mug of wine: quite a lot jfc

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#151

Went beyond my usual over polite boring persona in a tinder message but ended up closing it with “I would do anything for love but I’m reluctant to die in a skiing accident”

Maybe split the difference, manches

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#152

if someone said to you “do you want to come round mine? i’m getting a new coffee machine” would it be fair to assume you were getting made a cup of coffee?

turns out: no. my brother just meant he was getting a coffee machine delivered and wanted to be in so he wouldn’t miss it. asked if he could make me one after it turned up “no, i’ve not got any coffee in”

cheers, bro

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#153

Typical coffee wanker tbh

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#154

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Hanging with ma pal Winnie today

Best friend

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#155

Are you still with us

#156

Sat on a hill delaying going home. Wish I could go sit in a pub :cry: I’m so bored of my flat.

#157

Best name.

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#158

Such a good girl

#159

My favourite Winnie :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

#160

Tbf you haven’t met my Winnie and she’s a dick

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#161

Really really fancied getting a beer takeout yesterday lunchtime but neither of the people I was with were drinking, and a four-pint takeout would be a bit much for me at lunchtime

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#162

before corona, i used to really hate these. now, i can’t get enough of them.

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#163

walked for years today :upside_down_face: don’t think my body is used to so much movement, everything hurts :grimacing:

#164

I loved that guy until I found out his maximum priority beer was Carling

#165

cleaning sucks :musical_note: I know :musical_note:

no wonder i do it so rarely

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#166

It gets much easier if it’s little and often.

Probably the most deflating life lesson I ever learned.

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#167

today will not be the day i learn that lesson eps, sorry to say

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