#195
  • Get up and put a chicken fillet in the oven and then eat it with your hands
  • Don’t do that

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#196

Oh great the washer dryer is tripping the RCD. Look forward to never working out why that is. I KNEW this coming week was going to be bad! Fuck off!

#197

football needs to be banned really

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#198

forever

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#199

You can’t just point at things and ban them!

#200

Already enjoying reading up about new ones

Dries Quietly
Operating with 65 dB of noise (that’s about as loud as normal laughter)

“Normal laughter” :grinning:

Who wants a dryer as loud as laughter? Laughter is always pretty loud. Terrible comparison for noise imo

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#201

If anyone can, ruffers can

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#202

on such a downward sprial atm i absolutely hate meself

to combat this i’d like to formally announce i’m giving up on everything and moving to spain, anyone wanna come with?

#203

is profk time travelling again? :thinking:

#204
  • Baby plum tomatoes
  • Cherry tomatoes

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#205

never heard of ‘profk’

#206

might have a wee dram :thinking:

#207

wouldn’t thank you for a cherry tomato

#208

Please move in with proffers and start a sitcom

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#209

I said I’m moving to Spain, not Northern Portugal

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#210

Oh yeah sorry

#211

Time for some dcdb imo

#212

Think I was tensing my jaw loads when I had a migraine earlier as now I can’t open my mouth fully

#213

And the internet is broken. Oh yeah, great, all falling apart is it? On a Sunday, the day of rest? Go suck a fuck!

#214

Nortugal