Haha!! I knooooow. My last apple mouse was awwwwfful too. It was always disconnecting and I had to ram bits of paper in with the batteries to make it work and when I turned my bluetooth on my internet wouldn’t work. This one you charge it instead and it seems to work a little better, I just need to remember to turn it off and keep it charged 
Despite all that it’s a really great mouse! Well, I like it anyway 
It’s fine, it’s a good reason to make some
My eyeballs are annoying me more. Does anyone else get mad eye strain?