CLOSE THE TICKET MATE

jesus

My daughter has a nasty cold that she got off my other daughter - goes on for days really sore throat etc

Guaranteed I’m gonna come down with it and be ill for the rest of my time off

  • go to the gym which is guaranteed to be absolutely chocka
  • stay at home

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reckon today will probably be alright from the back2work misery

problem is my gym is in commuterbelt hell, so loads of parents and rich people who either don’t work or wfh innit

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Reading horror stories while I’m left all alone in this cottage.

  • An excellent idea for a scaredy cat like you! Being on your own will just make it even more atmospheric and fun. You won’t freak out at all.
  • Don’t do it, you silly 'fraidy cat. Just read one of your other books.

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You can do it, you have internet so you aren’t properly alone and can just look at pictures of cats or pangolins or something else nice if you start getting scared.

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My bladder absolutely cannot cope with this switch back to constantly boredom drinking cups of tea.

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Change freeze is over for another 11 months!

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fucking hell this is all very grim and coupled with my general elevated neuroticism is making for a wonderful day! #2020blessed

which vegetable can you eat to make you feel incredible?

Broccoli

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Is this one of @saps’s riddles?

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No, it’s broccoli

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thanks. I like broc but only the posh version. I’ll get some on the way home

anything w/ ginger and/or turmeric makes you feel mega. reckon eating curries for 3-4 days a week growing up is the reason we hardly got ill.

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that sounds powerful :open_mouth:

I’m going to make my diet full of fish and beans and brocolli + a leafy green + dark chocolate + an apple

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