“Can I have a consonant please Rachel?”
“Can you fuck”

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Might get a KFC then hit the booze.

Library was shut today so I couldn’t get my book; and postie didn’t seem to come today either so no Dry Cleaning album either

HOWL

I hate the sunshine. I cope really badly in it and I always feel like I should be doing more with it. I just want to stay in today and have a proper bank holiday Friday of doing nothing, without the added guilt

also HB Epimer x

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I get what you mean about feeling guilty when you don’t want go outside and ‘take advantage of the sunshine’ but you really shouldn’t! You do you pal :slightly_smiling_face:

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I have a parcel at the post station that I won’t be able to get until Tuesday because of Jesus dying to save mankind from sin. Fewmin, hun xx

[I actually hope the postal workers are being given a rest]

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Urgh i feel gross and my tummy feels unsettled. Can’t work out why as I’ve not eaten anything questionable or been anywhere or seen anyone.

Woo. No longer have work tomorrow.

Yes bab, don’t mind if I do!

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That’s a fantastically Brummie name for a beer. Is it as local as it sounds?
(Also, happy birthday @Epimer.)

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The size of your head

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Anyway, hello everyone. I’m working until midnight and my neighbours have got (what sounds like a legitimate number of) visitors over. Way to rub in the lack of fun or what… On the other hand, I got paid four days’ earlier than expected.

Yeah they are

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Have next-day embarrassment from talking to my mum on the phone whilst pissed last night

It’s difficult to find very good Indian takeaway places, most are simply alright

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XXL

Reckon we tried half a dozen before finding a good one round here. And then they fucked it, so we had to try another few before finding another good one.

Oh, there’s just been a chorus of Happy Birthday. They’re going to be audible all shift, I can feel it.

Feel like there’s barely any difference between the curries in most places. Like you could get a rogan josh and a madras and they’d be the same thing. Like they just make one curry and then give it 20 different names for the menu.

(I do know they make a base gravy by the way. I’ve made my own, so don’t you fucking start)

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I have been moving stuff into my flat and then cleaning the old flat since 9.30am

Kill me. If I don’t get my full deposit back after my mum and I have spent 3 1/2 hours cleaning a 65 square metre flat then I’m going to lose my mind

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Ahh well done! Hope you have have a chill evening after all that. Nightmare!

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