It’s a Marduk life
For Tekken 4 fans.
It’s a hard chalk life
For teachers who have grown used to whiteboards and e-learning
Café Rouge (Red Café)
It’s a Bartók life
for the renowned Hungarian composer, pianist and ethnomusicologist
It’s a hard Dock life.
For incompetent boat drivers.
It’s a hard Kwouk life
for Inspector Clouseau
It’s a hard smock life
For people who made clothes in Victorian times
It’s a hard croc life
For people who trip over wearing those stupid rubber shoes
It’s a hard block life
For people that work in the Lego factory.
It’s a hard stock life
For chefs who only know how to make soup
It’s a hard jock life
In Scotchland
it’s a hard hock life for Igor the Siberian pig
its a hard glock life for the NRA
It’s a hard frock life
For people that make their own dresses.
It’s a lard mock life
For vegan shortening
It’s a bard knock life
For critics of Shakespeare
For LEGO designers
It’s a Kilmarnock life
For people living in Scotland’s 15th largest populated area
It’s a card lock life
If you live out of a hotel
It’s a dad-rock life
If you are in Liam Gallagher’s band
