It's a sad day for music

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part of government plans to reduce net Coldplay emissions to zero by 2030

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Won’t happen

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4 more albums to look forward to then.

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He probably just thinks he was making one of those statements bands make all the time that they then ignore, but I don’t think he realises that any statement made to Jo Whiley is legally binding. His management will be making a lot of frantic phone calls right now, but it’s locked in.

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2026 Yalpdloc release their debut album

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Merry Christmas (Coldplay’s Over)

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I know it’s tempting to make sneery, sarcastic comments about Coldplay every time they pop up in the news, but few people seem to appreciate just how much dross they’ve produced in recent years so it’s important that we do it every chance we get.

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“Ooh maybe I’ll get quoted on BBC News” said one forum poster.

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they did this before a few albums ago

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I feel that the ‘as a band’ is the potentially massive, deadly, venomous scorpion sting in the tail of a caveat here.

“We’re releasing 4 solo double albums a week.”

“We’ve transformed, evolved, mutated into something so much more, so much better than ‘a band’ which is a term that I, Chris Thingy out of Coldplay NEVER WISH TO HEAR AGAIN! Bring me mung beans!”

Terrifying future as soon.

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In a sense they did stop making music a few albums ago.
But in a truer more harrowing sense, they did not.

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“The real money is in NFTs” said Chris Martin.

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I have just bought the drummer for 3 million.

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‘I’ll still be wearing the hat though, don’t you worry about that!’, one of them added

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Bold move considering no one knows what he looks like.
The exact kind of sketchiness that NFT is for.

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Sounds like a sad 1100 days for music to me.

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Best Coldplay Album?

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Favourite Coldplay member
  • Chris Martin
  • Jonny Buckland
  • Guy Berryman
  • Will Champion
  • Phil Harvey
  • Larry Spearman
  • I don’t like any of them.
  • It’s like choosing a favourite child! I can’t tell other people what I really think.

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Went for Guy just purely because he is the sexiest

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