It's FINALLY happened


#1

I have been summoned for Jury service.

About time.


#2

congratulations!


#3

That’s great news! Please tell me all about it.


#4

I will naturally be live blogging every single detail


#5

Congrats, loads of waiting around and if you’re lucky you’ll get to hear details of an horrific crime.


#6

If we’re lucky we’ll ALL hear details of an horrific crime thanks to smart phones and 4G connectivity!


#7

I knew you were a wrong’un…


#8

Could even stream the proceedings on social media, if you happen to have an account.