It's FINALLY happened


I have been summoned for Jury service.

About time.




That’s great news! Please tell me all about it.


I will naturally be live blogging every single detail


Congrats, loads of waiting around and if you’re lucky you’ll get to hear details of an horrific crime.


If we’re lucky we’ll ALL hear details of an horrific crime thanks to smart phones and 4G connectivity!


I knew you were a wrong’un…


Could even stream the proceedings on social media, if you happen to have an account.