ahhh christ guess Im staying in, Mrs doesn’t want me to drive my lawnmower over to my buddies. Pffft.
Always have to remind her I was champ in 2017 in our county. No respect.
Can’t you get her to give you a lift?
Nope. She has work calls with clients in California until like 8PM EST. Relegated to the basement again. Fine by me, I got coors and cat stevens on the box.
Smoke a joint?
No can do, drug test coming up.
Ah shitter
Bedtime. Nn did x
Just urine hopefully.
In a SHOCKING turn of events, my buddy I haven’t seen in about 6 months, texts me and asks if Im going to our buddies I was talking about earlier. Said I was but Im drinking and can’t drive, he said I’ll scoop you in an hour or so.
ubers don’t go into the countryside
…do they?
Love this
Always fantastic when something like that happens. Enjoy!
i got paid today! ten days eraly!?
Apparently not!
When you’ve listened through Voodoo, every single second of Untitled is in the clearest possible focus and so utterly deserved it’s like the world actually makes sense for for a few minutes…yeah.
The BBC are showing the opening of the London Olympics.
Surf Solar is some song, isn’t it?
OMG the new Jarv Is record is so Leonard Cohen it’s unreal
Is NOW a good time to have a multivitamin?
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